Who Would I Like to Play the 12th Doctor?

If you don't already know Matt Smith will be leaving. Sorry I just need to cry for a second. Anyway. I think we can all agree that Matt Smith is a great Doctor and almost as good as Christopher Eccleston and better than Tennant but that's for another post. But who would I like to play the 12th Doctor.

5: Benedict Cumberbatch

Are you really surprised. We all know he'd do great. But I do not want him to be identical to Sherlock. But seriously he would do great. He's just got such a great voice and on
screen presence, he just commands the camera. But I don't want him to over shadow the companion.

4: Neil Gaiman

This is just a personal thing but Neil Gaiman so clearly get's Doctor Who. Also his favourite Doctor is Patrick Troughton so it would be great to see little touches of that. But the main reason is that he get's the character of the Doctor. I think that's very important when your'e playing the role. He understands the character. The only issue is that he can't act but apart from that he would be great. Also it would be quite funny to see him in his own episodes.

3: Mark Gatiss

All the same reasons as above but he can actually act. But the only issue is that he has been in Doctor Who before.

2: An Unknown Actor

1: Joanna Lumley

I think it would be great to have a female Doctor. Seriously I'm really up for the idea. And there's no doubting that Joanna is a great actress. And it would just be so great to have a female Doctor.
Here is a link about the topic of a female Doctor on a youtube channel which I really like and suggest you check out Here.

What would I like the regeneration scene to look like. Well honestly I don't really like the recent regeneration look. I prefer when they look dead just for a second and the companions go "Oh, I guess he's dead" Watch this. Okay that was a comic relief special made by Steven Moffat. I really like the look of that regeneration and the music that was played when it happened. Also Joanna was great in the role.
Bye.

The Name of The Doctor Review

The Name of The Doctor was great or Fantastic! The opening sequence was great I love the bit on Gallifrey and BESSIE!! BESSIE!! 10/10!!!

Just kidding. But this is how to write a fan pleaser episode. Great directing by Saul Metzein. Not sure how to pronounce it. Well how this isn't a video review.

TAKE THAT YOUTUBE!!!

Anyway this was a great episode. Matt Smith, my god Matt Smith that is how to act. Seriously he was great. Clara's reveal was great and so well edited. The plot to this episode I'm not too sure what happened but whilst you're watching it makes sense somehow. What was going on with

INTRODUCING
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Well hopefully that will be explained in the 50th. There is something that annoys about Moffat finales and that is that they have no real pay off. They well close one loose plot thread then open another one. But I have to judge the episode on individual merits. I think the episode is full of genius little things. For example that takes a stroke of genius to come up with the conference meeting. Also the amount of fan nods are greatly done and some how feel sutler than Attack of the Cybermen for example. This episode is great though and I can't think of any issues. Sure you can nitpick like how did the leaf come back or maybe that will be explained.

There are moments which only work when you've seen the series. Like a reward for watching it all. For example when the leaf falls and the Doctor saying this is all you ever were or will be. Now to someone just tuning in the Doctor sounds like an arshole. But to us it means something.

Now I have to talk about Jenny and Vastra. When Jenny died that almost made me cry. That is one of The Best Deaths on Doctor Who. But there is one issue with this. Her coming back to life. It was just handled so easily and kind of killed the moment. But I'll let it go as it lead for a good line from Vastra afterwards. Infact this was the first episode they seem like a couple.

Now let's talk about the Great Intelligence. Richard E Grant was much better than last time but that is not saying much. Also his motive makes no sense. Why does he want to make the Doctor's life a misery? The Whispermen were creepy. But why does Steven Moffat have a thing for invincible creatures? The weeping angels, Whispermen. Apparently he suggested to Neil Gaiman to make the Cybermen be able to upgrade on the spot. The Whispermen though are very creepy and great piece of design.

So overall this was a great episode. I think I'm going to give this episode 10/10 (not just because of bessie). I give it such a high score as there was so much it could of got wrong but it didn't. Also there were minor issues but they didn't lower my enjoyment. The Name of The Doctor was great television with a mix of dark themes great acting and humour which wasn't too forced. Next is the 50th Anniversary. Oh sorry I think I just had a fangasim. Bye.

Nightmare in Silver Review

Nightmare in Silver is by Neil Gaiman. Yes, Neil Gaiman who wrote the amazing The Doctor's Wife. So coming in to this episode I came in at very high hopes. And I had every right to have high hopes. So this episode was amazing. First let's go to the plot.

So the Doctor with two kids and Clara goes to a theme park. Yada yada yada yada and the cybermen are almost in the Doctor. What?!!! Wasn't expecting that. That was amazing. I loved Matt Smith playing Mr Clever. I remember him saying how he would like to play a bond villain and boy does that come out. So it gets to a point where the Doctor and Mr Clever are playing chess. The Doctor ends up cheating. Oh sorry using advantage of the local area and puts gold on the terminator part of his face.

Mega Fan (Me): OMG The Doctor just used gold just like Ace did in...

New Cybermen and Cybermats sorry Mites are introduced and destroyed.

So let's talk about the design and about the new cybermen. Well I love them. Their laser isn't sticking out and they've just scraped completely the cybus industries idea. My only issue is there their speed. I like how they're flexible, it adds a more human feature to them. But don't make them that fast. Why didn't they go super fast at the beginning. Sorry knitpick. But apart from that I love their design and the way they move. They remind me of bacteria always learning how to improve. I think the cybermites are also great and there was one survivor after the explosion...!!!

So let's talk production.

Director, Steven Woolfenden does a great job at showing the amount of the cybermen. Probably the only reason why the Cyberman moved so fast was so he could show off. And boy did he do a good job at it. Neil Gaiman, the writer adds great dialoge to the story. I especially liked the bit with. Kanny Comical Castle. The set design also did a great job. Did anyone else notice the collector had all the aliens from the Rings of Akhaten.

Now let's talk characters.

First let's talk about by far the best character in this story, The Doctor. Matt Smith does a great job as playing Mr Sweet and The Doctor and he's probably done almost as-well as he did in the rings of akhaten. Neil Gaiman so obviously wrote this for Matt Smith. Each scene you couldn't take your eyes away when your he was on screen.

Now let's talk about Angie. God I hate her. I don't blame Neil for this though, I blame Steven. It was Steven who created her and Neil couldn't change her. So she had to be wrote as some moody teenager. Who is just so rude and annoying. But in any episode she would be like that.

Now let's talk about Angie's brother. He was nice. Yeah not much else. But sometimes you don't need a complex character take Brian. He was nice. I quite like Artie. Is that his name? Anyway I'm sure he is relatable to the kids.

How about Clara. She kind of sucked. She came out as quite irritating and rude as commander. But she clearly wasn't meant to be the centre of the story. Which is fine because she did have some nice scenes.

Porridge. Ahhhh Porridge. Porridge is played by Warick Davis and he is so sweet. I felt so sad for him when he proposed to Clara. He was just really nice and had some great scenes.

So overall I loved this episode. There a few knitpicks but nothing too big. So I'm going to give this episode 9/10. Which means this is the best episode of the series so far! Bye.

Doctor Who Review The Crimson Horror

The Crimson Horror is by Mark Gatiss. So The Doctor is into lesbians. One for the dads? I thought this was a pretty safe episode. So let's talk about the plot. So you start off in Victorian Yorkshire as you can tell by the thing that says Yorkshire 18something. I preferred how Neil Cross HIDEs it more. Get it HIDE. I am hilarious. Anyway so EDMUND NOT EDMUND has been taken into some thing and Mrs Gillyflower, played by Diana Rigg, informs that EDMUND HAS DIED... So skipping a bit Jenny, Vastra and Strax are investigating and there is something in the room. It was so obviously The Doctor because they wouldn't reveal a big monster at the beginning instead they release it at the middle-ish. So The Doctor gets un-redded and pops out. He explains what happened in a nice way with a different type of camera style with pictures in between. This is a really nice and effective way of presenting something. You later find out Mr Sweet is a little red thing sucking on Diana Rigg's ... well anyway. I have a subscription for Doctor Who Adventures. They released the magazine early so it already showed Mr Sweet which I'm very angry about. But even with out knowing before hand the reveal of Mr Sweet doesn't really add much. Only if it was the GI. Actually where is the Great Intelligence. There going to be in the finale so why isn't there more of a build up. Mrs Gillyflower ends up releasing a rocket. Hang on a rocket. Mr Sweet is prehistoric not from the future. Where did they get the resources for the rocket? How does Diana know that Mr Sweet is called Mr Sweet? How could they of been able to create a rocket with out Mr Sweet being able to tell them? Then it goes and they do the most obvious thing of taking out the poison, which somehow Mrs Gillyflower knows is poison. Strax is on the roof and later on somehow gets down. Sorry nitpick. Clara goes back to modern day. She sees images from her past adventures in the past and sees an image of her in Victorian London. .......... . Also the two kids will be in the next episode. Yey. This part felt like it could be in another episode. It felt very forced build up to the next episode. WARICK DAVIS WILL BE IN THE NEXT EPISODE!!! All of this is a very simple set up but I don't think it worked.

Let's talk about characters. How about Ada. Wow what an amazing performance by Rachael Stirling. She came out as quite creepy and nice. She was really nice and I'm sure that a lot of people are going to complain about her killing her mum is out of character but I don't think so. Overall a nice character and her story was quite sad.

Now let's talk about Mrs Gillyflower. Really great acting by Diana Rigg and how she treats Rachael Stirling her own daughter, who is played by her daughter in real life, comes out as bitter and cold. I have one issue though. That is her motives. She doesn't have much of a reason why she is
"...nuts..."
           The Doctor  
The alien couldn't of motivated her as it seems impossible for him to talk.
"...he's my silent partner,"
           Mrs Gillyflower
She came out as just a 2 dimensional character. And a bad character can be saved by a good actor/actress. But Diana Rigg plays her as she is on script which is a real shame.

Now let's talk about Clara. She did nothing.

Now let's talk about Strax played by Dan Starkey. Now let me say that Dan Starkey may be my favourite actor. I say this as recently he did a Q&A as Strax in costume for Doctor Who Experience in Cardiff for some kids. Here is a link HERE. Now he is very funny and obviously devoted to the role. He clearly must of done his research. Also he is clearly having a ball of a time. In the episode he is just great and you can tell when he was in his armour Strax and Dan must of been having a great time. I loved at the end when he was wearing a top hat. Many people want a Jenny, Vastra Strax spin off on CBBC or something. I agree. But the only issue is when they run out of Strax jokes and start to become old.

Now let's talk about The Doctor. Matt Smith was as good as usual. But why is The Doctor so into Jenny. He ends up snogging Jenny. Luckily Jenny slaps The Doctor because she is married but the Doctor seems to completely forget about River. Infact it seems like the Doctor's and River relationship is just built on flirting.

Now lets talk about the guy who said, "The Crimson Horror" He just came out as creepy and 2 dimensional.

I had a few issues mainly in plot and motives . For example why was Clara in a glass jar? Why didn't the Doctor try to save the other people? Ext. But there were some great parts. Like as I mentioned before, the camera style and presentation of what happened to Clara and The Doctor. I also liked the scene when Mrs Gillyflower died. It felt very satisfying. I quite liked the fast pace but at times it was quite boring. I think I will give this episode a 7/10. Bye

Doctor Who Journey To The Centre of the TARDIS Review

Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS is by Steven Thompson who wrote the Curse of the Blackspot and boy it is similar.

Okay the idea is great but wasn't executed as well as it could of been.

The plot, well because of the ending there was no plot. But the basic plot is all over the place with sub plots. Like the guy taking the thing from the tree which went no where. The zombies, hang on. The zombies turned out to be them so why are they trying to kill the others. The ending was rushed and just bad. With the crack form series 5 just appearing to a reset button. Destroying any character or plot development.

Clara found out the Doctor's name which she forgot as the Doctor used a RESET BUTTON. The dialoge is all over the place like Clara saying "Is it because I'm a girl?". Where was that going.

The characters all come out as a right pain. If they were meant to be the villains then sure good job. But each gut apart form the android but not. Actually let's talk about him. He came out as really nice and I liked him but him turning out to be human added nothing to the plot. Anyway the other characters died from greed (karma) and becoming nice (karma?)

Overall there were some okay stuff in but many bad stuff. I think I will give this episode a 5/10

Hide

Hide was a bit meh. It seemed just like the Rings of Akhaten written also by Neil Cross. The ending felt rushed and confusing but it made more sense than the Rings of Akhaten. I liked how they straight into the action. But there were so many What! moments like the TARDIS talking to Clara.

Hang on there was an entire episode devoted to how that could never happen. The TARDIS even said I so don't try and tell me it wasn't. Why did the Doctor ask if the TARDIS said something mean to Clara? Has this guy seen Doctor Who? Neil Cross have you killed one of the best episodes of Doctor Who?

Neil: Yes I have as I want people to hate me hahahahahahaha.

Me: Go away.

Anyway where was I? Oh yes it also such a shame how they wasted the great visual. Like the things from the Rings of Akhaten and the Beast Below. Seriously it looked great but it was wasted. It did what they did in the Rings of Akhaten. Here is the scary monster but here is the even scarier monster. Except both times the even scarier monster looked stupid. The Doctor points out what type of story it is and then suddenly says oh no it's a love story. The episode didn't make sense. How come the TARDIS doesn't get destroyed when it goes into the other universe? Why are they talking about the gateway closing after an amount time when they're in a time machine? How did the woman write help on the wall if she's in the woods? Why am I knit picking? How could she communicate with the other 1974 woman? Why was it so rushed? Why where there no Ghostbusters references?

I think Emma should have died. Not in a mean way but it would of added so much more to the episode.
It just would maybe add the love story part I don't know just a random thought. I liked parts in the episode but on second viewings made no sense.

Anyway let's talk about the characters. They were all really forgettable I can't remember anybody's name. The relationship between the 1974 Call the Midwife woman and Alec I think he was called was plain and at the end forced. It was so obvious they would end up together. The other woman we knew nothing about and there weren't any clues to how we found out about her. Each character seems to be fine with the Doctor. Each character seems plain and simple. Yet I want to find out about each character only because it's annoying how poorly explained it was.

I think the first half was good with little dialog but I still understood what was going on. I found the second half meh and killed the mystery. I think this episode deserves a 4/10. This was identical to the Rings of Akhaten in the bad way. It will probably be another fan splitter. Bye.

Cold War

Cold War was a great episode.

I am going to title each part so if you are only interested in my views of a part of an episode then you skip to it.

Issues

1
Why did they reveal how the Ice Warrior looks like underneath? It doesn't look like an ice warrior and it's now in the Whoniverse.

2
Why the TARDIS left wasn't really a good enough explanation.

3
Horrible episode to try holding in needing to go to the toilet.

Ice Warriors

The Ice Warrior, from the outside, looked amazing. It wasn't like the Silurian return and they looked nothing like the original. The Ice Warrior reminded me of the original and it looked good. I came in on 9th so I know that the Ice Warriors exists and how they look like but not much else. It was good how they explained the Ice Warriors for the modern fans and didn't treat it like we're idiots. Which is always good.

Characters

Clara

Clara was actually really good in this. But it seemed like she needed the Doctor to tell her she did well.
Clara seemed like a relatable character and I would feel a bit guilty.

The Doctor 

The Doctor was good as usual and didn't do anything out of character. I can't really say much about his character in this episode.

The Professor

The Professor was a kind guy but he was quite unexplained. Good acting by whoever played him.

Random Thoughts

. I love how in the first ten seconds the Ice Warrior is owning everybody.

. Hilarious when the Doctor isn't in Las Vages

. The second guy who got killed seemed nice.

. Really sad when that nice guy died.

Conclusion

A fast pace, brilliant episode. It was a shame how they changed the inside of the Ice Warriors. I think this episode was really good and I would watch it again.
I am going to give this episode 8/10.

The Rings of Akhaten

The Rings of Akhaten will be my first, I think proper review. So the episode starts off in 1981, we saw the Doctor reading Beano 1981, and basically see the story of Clara's parents, mainly the mum. The find out that the leaf is the parents. Also the Doctor is spying on her all her life!
The Doctor is the creepiest main character.
Anyway the Doctor and Clara end up in some alien place with what I believe to be the worst looking aliens I've ever seen. They remind me of the aliens from the space pub in The End of Time Part 2. Come on I'm sure you could do better costume design. You find out that the planet has a currency of something that has value to the buyer. This makes no sense how could you trade that for something else.  Forgery seems easy. I would be fine if they converted it into how much it ment to you but they don't. The Doctor goes off somewhere.

Hang on where did the Doctor go. He didn't go to get something valuable to him. Also the screwdriver is easily replaceable meaning it probably has no value. So the Doctor left so...
Ahh! So Clara can talk to the girl so we can see why you should like Clara and to find out what was going on to the little girl. But how are we meant to like Clara if she says lines like this:
"I don't think it likes me!"
Just to give you a bit of knowledge of when she said that. It was when she couldn't get into the Tardis.
2 things.
1. She's an idiot for saying that.
2. Maybe the Tardis has a reason for not liking you. SHE IS A SHE! NOT AN IT!
The Doctor returns not explaining what he did.

The plot I didn't understand. Could somebody please explain this to me. What was the point of the guards who lets face are just things that can breath exspelliarmus out of their mouths. Has the Doctor now forgotten about the Time War seeing how that's part of his soul. Hang on last episode people's souls were taken and in this episode the definition of soul has changed! What? Since when did the girl have powers? What was the point of the people who wore a red cloak thing? Why did the Doctor not use his flying motorbike? Why weren't the aliens speech translated? These all probably could of been sorted if it was a 2 parter or even an hour long.

I liked how it was solved. I loved Matt Smith acting when he was talking to "God".
What the hell?
How Matt was crying when he was talking about the time war I was for almost in tears. I don't know why but I find that really touching to my inner Whovian.

There are some really funny bits in. Not the Doctor meeting the aliens. No! But when they play it straight for example. When the guy was singing to keep the guy asleep and the Doctor is telling him that it's useless and the guy slowly stops. That is comedy. But nobody else seemed to laugh.
I also loved the bit where everyone is singing and the Doctor tries to sing along but the Doctor doesn't know the lyrics. This was really funny. It seemed like this scene was intended for children who don't know the words in some sort of religious place, which happened to me a lot. I also really liked how the sonic screwdriver was a SONIC screwdriver.

Now let's talk about the characters. First the Doctor. The Doctor is great in this episode. But I don't understand why he didn't sacrifice something of his. Matt Smith was amazing near the end though and really sold what this scene was trying to reach. Clara seemed like a caring person and I quite liked the scene when she was saying why she was helping the girl. It was really sad when she sacrificed something that meant so much to her. The little girl I found on script to be a pain. I say this as when she was talking to Clara being surprised that she didn't know her. That's what somebody who is a royal pain would say. But the actress who played her really made sure this didn't happen. I found her a believable character and she was a really good child actress.

Now let's talk about the aliens. I've already talked about how bad the minor aliens were so lets talk about the main ones. The guards looked really good visually and it was such a shame that they were useless against a sonic screwdriver. The alien in the glass looked really good and seemed actually the most threatening.

Despite it's flaws this was a very entertaining and emotional story. Also a round of applause for that set! Neil Cross, who wrote this, did pretty well for a first timer. I don't know if this was me or a lack of information but I didn't understand what was going on. Somebody please tell me what happened.
I am going to give this episode a 5/10 as it didn't seem like there was much in stake and wasn't completely explained. I think the rest of the episode was really good and well presented.

P.S The Zygons will be in the 50th.
YYYEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!

The Bells of Saint John

Really good. Although the Doctor clearly wants to do it with Clara. A really good idea and very fast moving. But it didn't seem rushed as in it was all explained and you understood everything. But what the hell happened at the end. I really like the idea of the wi-fi taking people over. The screen reminded me of the Idiots Lantern. Who was the woman in the shop. It was quite funny when the kid is almost talking about if you should prefere 10 or 11. The Great Intelligence was in it AGAIN! Also why is Richard E Grant the new face of The Great Intelligence. Also is this going to be the theme of the series or be a lazy motive or both. I hated the scene when the Doctor asked Clara to ask him Doctor Who. Also did anyone notice Amy wrote the book. My friend was laughing when it turned out Miss Kizlet was a little girl. I found that really sad as she was effected. Also the resolution didn't end with "and everything was back to normal" Miss Kizlet changed and the relationship between Clara and the Doctor became more sexuel. Oh yeah, U.N.I.T! ( I want U.N.I.T to be in capitals but it already is). Oh yeah those screens were ment to hold everybody almost everywhere and it was hardly a lot. Also since when did the Doctor control people. Is the motorbike a modern version of the Whomobile ,Agghh!? I love how every little detail is important. The Spoonheads ,hahaha sorry I'm laugh typing, were really good but the turning of the head reminds me of the Smilers. A really good episode but actually I can't think of any issues, yet. Bye.

The Return of David and Billie

So David Tennant and Billie Piper will appear in Doctor Who 50th. I have 2 issues with this.

1
It's a lazy way so fans will be interested in the 50th. David Tennant was fine but not the best and he'll probably be the parallel human Doctor thing. Rose who I don't really like is also going to be in it.
GET OVER ROSE. ROSE SHOULD BE DEAD SO EVERYBODY CAN GET OVER HER.

2
Why don't they tell us that they'll be in it till later. It really spoils the mystery of the 50th.
If it's call the 2 Modern Doctors or The Better 2 Modern Doctors or Moffat meats Russel or Rose's Choice then I will shoot myself. If any of those guesses are correct then I win the mystery prize.

It's so lazy. The 50th will be celebrating how long Doctor Who has been going on for. So don't make the thing to return be the non real Doctor and Rose.

I'm really annoyed.

Bye.

My Thoughts on Tom Baker

Tom Baker is by far my second least favourite Doctor, my least being McCoy. I think Modern Whovians rather say their favourite Doctor is rather David, Matt or Tom Baker. Why say Matt Smith I made a post why you shouldn't say Matt Smith. Oh yeh and also why Tom Baker. You have never seen Tom Baker in your life. All though I am being a bit hypercritical as my favourite Doctor is Pertwee. Anyway you have probably only seen him on Sarah Jane Adventures in a flash back even though Sarah preferred Pertwee. But I have 2 reasons why I don't like Tom Baker.
"Only 2!" says annoying Doctor Who fan.

1

"I know nothing about this show!"

His actual character is annoying. He is so smug as well.
"I'm a Timelord!" quote 4th Doctor.
"I'm better than you!" not quote 4th Doctor.
Also he was always having a laugh. He was never serious enough. Also when he was the 3rd he was smart but then he became an idiot and left Sarah Jane in Scotland, which isn't England.

I'll never forget that.

See what I did there.

2
Tom Baker as a person is annoying. He thought he knew what was good for the show by thinking it should be more about the Doctor.
"You need the companion to relate to the viewer. Doy." says annoying Doctor Who fan/ me.
Tom didn't read the script properly and apparently sometimes didn't know what was going on, indirect quote from Tom Baker.

Now you know why I don't like Tom Baker.

P.S I'm presumably going to get a lot of views from this as it's about Tom Baker.
Bye.

The World of Doctor Who

Is

Is Not

This a post explaining what I think is in the world of Doctor Who. What I mean by this is if there was a universe where Doctor Who exists what would be in this universe. Of course the tv programe of Doctor Who classic and modern is in that world. But the issues are is spin off material in this universe. We know that Torchwood is in this world as we saw them in Journey's End. We also know that Sarah Jane Adventures is in this universe as we saw Sarah and Luke in Journey's End. But the first ever spin off called K9 and Company which only made a pilot and it was about Sarah Jane getting K9. We saw Sarah and K9 together so that must be in the Whoniverse. From now on if I say Whoniverse it means in the World of Doctor Who. But there was a movie called Doctor Who and the Daleks Dalek Invasion 2150ad Aghh. But in this the Doctor is a human his granddaughter is mich younger than she is in the tv Doctor Who and his name is Doctor Who. I can safely say this is not in the Whoniverse. But there are Doctor Who books which we don't know about. But in Doctor Who the tv programe Skaro got blown up. But in the Doctor Who book the War Games that was apparently a decoy Skaro. In Asylum of the Daleks we saw the Doctor in Skaro. This means the book the War Games is in the Whoniverse. But I would like to think that the first christmas special is not in the Whoniverse as the Doctor looked at the camera and wished everyone at home a merry christmas. I have wrote this post as the as the Comic Relief Doctor Who thing was bad  I was wondering if it was in the Whoniverse but it isn't as it had the woman from Call the Midwife who will be in series 7 part 2. Bye.

The Daleks Review

The Daleks are by far my second favourite aliens. What I love most about them is how they have had a war. It makes you think much more of the characters and what position they're in. I think Terry Nation, creator of the Daleks in real life, wants wars to happen. The war against the Thals and when that was over they had a war against themselves. I love the shape of the Dalek as well. Everyone says they're not scary because they have a plunger and an egg whisker on them. But if you think about it Daleks are simply armour and weapons. In my book that's bad. Think about it something only made to kill. I do love the Daleks. Although nobody likes the recent Daleks I think they need metal as it looks stronger and more menacing. People say they look like a rainbow but the colour I am fine with the just shouldn't make it so bright. Just because- coughstevenmoffatcan'tmakegoodalienscough who said that anyway doesn't mean the Daleks are bad. Sorry this is so short compared to the Weeping Angels one I'm just better complaining. Bye.

The Cybermen Review

The Cyberman Review startssssss now! I think the classic Cybermen are better then the recent Cybermen as I find that they have more of a back story but of course the new ones haven't been around too long. I don't like the Cybus industries on the Cybermen. I find though the Cybermen represent a trans-humanist world and the main issues with it. It does add a philosophical question of what makes you human and it makes sense that you can't just have a bit of the body you need every component.
I think humans are sometimes stupid with particular situations. It never comes to mind that they could be safe as all Cybermen. The Cybermen will be making a return and I hope they are the original Cybermen. The design of the Cybermen are at times disappointing. I think the Cybermen should have a bit of human parts to them and as time progresses it gets overcome by technological parts. I think the Cybermen though are scary mainly because of how you can hear them stomping and how they are made out of hard solid metal. What I think spoilt the Cybermen is how they have lasers on their arms. I think they should be holding guns like they use to.

Vote Yes on legalising guns.

Just kidding.

They look tougher to the new Daleks as you can't see the metal on the Daleks. I think metal always looks tougher. I do love the Cybermen and I would be fine if someone were to say they were there favourite alien. Although I wouldn't as now there robots and I would actually walk away if they said that there favourite robot is Daleks. They are not robots!!!!!!! Bye.

Dalek Invasion 2013 AD

Have you ever seen the Doctor Who Movies with Peter Cushing?
No?!
Good.

Basically there were some spin off films which one called Dalek Invasion 2150AD which came out in 1965 which was one year before The Doctor regenerated meaning no one knew that would happen so in the film. Doctor Who and his Granddaughter Susan who is a little girl go to the future and find out Earth was invaded by Daleks. But Doctor Who is a human and tells everyone his name is Doctor Who Ahhhh!. Anyway there is a very memorable moment in the film here:

But they recreated this for a Doctor Who Documentary for the 50th anniversary called An Adventure in Space and Time or as I call it a DocWhomentary, I came up with that myself yes I am funny. Chortle chortle.  Here is the recreation:

Mark Gattis is writing it and it's going to be about the making of Doctor Who or Something. David Bradley, the guy who played Solomon in Dinosaurs in a Spaceship, will be playing William Hartnell and Reece Shearsmith will play Patrick Troughton. I don't know who will play my favourite Doctor Jon Pertwee. Maybe they'le reverse the polarity of the acting flow. Chortle chortle.

I'm really excited for the DocWhomentary. Bye.

The Eleventh Doctor Review

Just so I'm clear this is a review on The Eleventh Doctor not Matt Smith. He is not my favourite. I think the issue is that I'm growing up and little kids love Matt Smith and middle aged women love Matt Smith. Little kids love him because he's funny and middle aged women love him, I quote "Coz he's soooooooooo hot!". I think he is made for America. I came in when it was the 9th Doctor and I think that's a fine place to start but to me it seems like America started on Matt Smith and then find out about Tennant and Ecclestone. Matt Smith has all these catchphrases and I hate that. "Bow ties are cool." says Matt Smith "Ha ha ha, he made a joke about his bow tie!" says rubbish annoying American Doctor Who fan who came in on Steven Moffat era. There is a thing about the Eleventh Doctor which I don't like maybe because it's different or it's bad and that is that his character evolves. I have an idea that The Doctor and Amy's relationship changes as they get older. In series 5 the new Doctor has recently been born and so has Amy. They grow up together but then Amy get's married and becomes a mum and at the end when Amy and Rory have died, rest in peace, he is a crying baby. The Doctor's character changes and it's weird and strange and it's as if he's regenerated. Sorry about this short post ,"It's cooool!" replies annoying Doctor Who fan, but I just want to tell you the Eleventh Doctor sucks.
Bye.

Yes this is my first gif.

Rory Theories

I'm going to talk about some Rory theories, yey!

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I find this theory really funny. There is a theory that Rory is The Master. Chortle chortle. People think this as:
1. There was a fob watch in Amy and Rory's house suggesting he turned himself into a human.
2. He wasn't surprised that the TARDIS is bigger on the inside.
3. In the God Complex his room was the exit, which clearly it is, and he is trying to escape from hiding.
4. In Let's Kill Hitler Rory said that there was a banging in his head after River regenerated.
Here are the issues:
1. Rory's dad probably bought over a fob watch to tell the time to keep track of his cube diary.
2. He studied about it.
3.The Master's biggest fear is The Doctor also there is a theory that Rory's room is the exit as he doesn't want to risk his life with The Doctor.
4. I don't know.

I find that if this were to happen it would be quite distressing to have a nice character to turn out to be The Master.

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This is a really interesting theory that there is something wrong with Rory's timeline. We assume that Rory is in the same year as Amy meaning they are roughly the same age. In Dinosaurs in a Spaceship Rory said he was 31 years old. But by peoples calculations he is about 26. One big thing though is that on his id card as a nurse it said he was issued in 1990. That means he became a nurse at roughly the age of 5. or it meant he was born then and was 20 years old and not in uni. Everyone thinks this is on purpose and not a continuity error I think it's a continuity error. Although it would be funny if it does happen and someone reads it and goes "WHAT AN IDIOT!"
Some people think The Doctor created an alternate universe some how I don't understand it I'll be honest you can find out if you care.

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Just an extra one I have found out about. Rory is Omega!

Doctor Who fans are great.

And no when I say other people I'm not referring to myself. Bye.

The Dalek Civil War

Imperial Daleks

Renegade Daleks

Davros

Dalek Emperor 

Okay Modern Whovians I'm going to tell you a brutal story of the Dalek Civil War and I'll use some slang so you young ones can understand. So to explain why the Daleks were having a war I will explain how they existed. On Skaro there was a war between the Thals and the Kaleds. Davros, on the Kaleds side, decided he must improve the Kaleds so he created a suit of armour called Mark III Travel Machine or later to be known as a Dalek. Yes, Dalek is an anagram of Kaled and TORCHWOOD is an anagram of Doctor Who. Anyway the Daleks were destroying the Thals. Okay I'm too sure about this but this is the gist of it. The Doctor made some Daleks disagree with Davros and create the Dalek Emperor and they would be called Renegade Daleks. They abandoned Davros so Davros helped the Thals and destroyed the Renegade Daleks. Then Davros created a new type of Dalek called the Imperial Dalek. Then there were some survivors of Renegade Daleks and they got in a war with the others. What I find interesting is that the Imperials are white and Renegade are balck I don't know if it's just me but this might not be about Daleks. Eventually the Renegade won and exterminated Davros. But Davros returned in, write this down, Remembrance of the Daleks which was a great episode and he had a Dalek called the Special Weapons Daleks which was awesome it just had a blaster and no eye stalk and it looked so cool. Davros had a plan as he was disguised as the Dalek Emperor. They were on Earth when this happened as they believed that the Hand of Omega, a powerful source of power to help them with time travel stuff. At the end the Imperial race won which is great as Davros created them and that's what you deserve when you abandon your true leader but the Doctor booby trapped the hand and made it that when Davros opened it Skaro exploded and meant the Imperial race died out. I still don't understand how the Doctor was on Skaro in Asylum of the Daleks. After the Time War there were these bronze Daleks who you find out survived from the Time Wat and were......... Renegade. They got destroyed by Rose though. Later on in Journeys End you see Davros is with these Daleks for some reason and then they blew up in the worst episode of all time as it made no sense. Nobody knows what side the new Paradigm Daleks are on. Well hopefully you young Modern Whovians learnt something chortle chortle tallyho. I'm going to talk to you normally now. Bye.

Weeping Angel Review

They cry because they are ashamed that Moffat created them

In past posts I just told you info but now I am going to start to add what I think of them but not just by saying I like it so here is my weeping angel review. I used to find the Weeping Angels new, different and scary but now I hate them, Before you leave my blog for eternity as I said that please read why. The worst thing about them is how they are invincible. When I first saw the Weeping Angels I assumed that a powerful gun could kill them like Rose had a gun that was powerful enough to that Dalek, but you can't kill Weeping Angels. The Doctor usually finds a weakness or some connection but it's a smart connection or a difficult weakness to get to except how Donna sneaked up on the Sontaran with out noticing. Yes I know that when they look at each other they're trapped for ever but it rarely happens and something could occur between them. In Time of the Angels and Flesh and Stone The Doctor luckily had a crack in time and space to save them but it didn't make sense why Amy remembered the soldiers and not Rory unless she loved the soldiers more. Possibly she's into to soldiers and for some reason had no feelings for Rory as a soldier. Anyway and in Angels Take Manhattan they just left them there. I think Moffat has gone "Hang on I created an invincible alien!" and now he has made them unrealistically easy to get away from. For example in Flesh and Stone they take a while to open a metal locked door but can't open a wooden door locked by a sonic probe. Even though Moffat probably knows how stupidly good they are and if he hasn't then he needs to wake up but he still puts them in every series he made. My next issue is ,yes that entire thing you read was only one complaint, the fans.
So many people say my favourite aliens are the Weeping Angels and reply why not the Daleks or the Cybermen or the Ice Warriors which will be returning in series 7 part 2. Then I ask what's your favourite episode, personally I would would say Doomsday, and they say the Weeping Angels. What! What! What!!!!!! does that mean there is no episode called the Weeping Angels. It makes me think are Weeping Angels destroying Whovians as we know and that is not in a Dalek Invasion. Well if you agree please comment and if you don't agree that's fine as long as you stay on my blog. Bye.

Who is The Leader of The Silence?

Before you think anything I am not suggesting that The Doctor created the silence by saying who is the leader of the silence as in a previous post I mentioned that I hate it when people call The Doctor Doctor Who. Anyway my theory is that the Master created the Silence and Madame Koravian is The Rania as well as Harold Saxon's wife also being the Rani. I have no evidence to back this up but it would make sense for the 50th and also the Master is a trickster a hypnotist. He probably used those skills to brainwash River and to persuade people The Doctor should die. Also when the Doctor was about regenerate he thought of the Master wishing him to die. But the Master's greatest fear is the Doctor. Or maybe they'll be brothers like in Austin Powers. I f you have any theories tell me and I might make a post in your name about it. Bye.

  

How is Clara Alive?

How is Clara alive I think is the ultimate question. I have a theory that she is a teselecta. The Silence ( religion) created her to kill The Doctor. As the teselecta saved the Doctor they messed up time so they had to kill him. They get help from the Silence who already know the Doctor has got away thanks to the blue guy. They make "Clara" to get close to The Doctor and kill him when it matters most. The Silence made a deal with the Daleks to "forget" about the Doctor. Also in A Good Man Goes To War Strax died. The Silence saved him using the machine he tried to save Clara with and he had to pretend that Clara died for his life. Clara being able to live for ever will intrigue the Doctor like other Moffat characters like Sherlock and Tintin they both want to find answers like the Doctor will. Also here is just a little thing, the Doctor deleting data of him self means he is falling in the Silence's trap by stopping the question being asked. Bye.  

Doctor Who Series 7 Part 2 Episode Titles

Doctor Who Series 7 part 2 episodes are here. I don't know a lot but I know episode 1 is called St John's Bells, episode 10 is called The Crimson Horror, episode 11 is called Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS, episode 13 is called the Last Cyberman. There is an episode called The Ring of Akhaten. There is an episode called Cold War. There is also an episode called Hide.I know this as if you go on IMDb and go on Doctor Who 2013 you see this. I also know there will be an episode called Phantoms of the Hex might be episode 12.I'll update this as I find out more. I'm quite excited for series 7 part 2. I do find it annoying that it's in 2 parts. I'll enjoy to see more of the new TARDIS and the new Cybermen. Also can't wait till 50th anniversary. Bye.